OSCAR RECAP — JENNA?

Every year, Oscar Sunday honors the film industry’s current greats, reveals creaks in the entertainment business, and features some of the greatest montages in the world. Bitches love montages.

This year was no different, energized by host Ellen Degeneres’ crazy eyes and worthy nominations. In case you missed it, here are some of the night’s best moments:

Best Speeches

Some actors like Jared Leto, who won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for his powerful role in “Dallas Buyers Club,” use their moments in the sun to give a shoutout to those not pictured on camera. Leto covered ALL of the bases by dedicating his heartfelt speech to his colleagues, Ellen, his mom, dreamers around the world, his best friend and brother, people caught in the political turmoil in countries like the Ukraine and Venezuala, and last but not least, those who have suffered under the AIDS epidemic and the epidemic of injustice that sprung from it. He also plugged his band, 30 Seconds to Mars.

Lupita D’Yongo who won Best Supporting Actress for “12 Years a Slave” gave another speech that warmed Academy hearts. Clearly emotional yet still eloquent, Lupita was downright heartfelt. She was poignant, genuine, and humble. 

Bill Murray’s Harold Remis Shoutout

His first stabs at jokes were off, but Bill Murray’s spontaneous shoutout to recently deceased writer/director Harold Remis while giving the nominees for Cinematography was a much-need unscripted Oscar moment. Known for his comedy as well as CaddyShack, Ghostbusters, and Groundhog’s Day, Remis was never a cinematographer, but Murray’s sentiment was all that mattered.

Matthew McNoaghey reminded us in his speech that though he is now a serious actor, unafraid to revolutionize himself for social change movies like “Dallas Buyers Club” he is still the same old, wildcard: “alright, alright, alright. 

Best Blunder

Clearly not a fan, John Travolta introduced Idina Menzel as as “Adele Nazim.” Name butchering aside, Menzel would later go on to win for “Let it Go” from “Frozen.” 

Best Dance

The first surprise of Oscar Sunday was when Meryl streep shimmied — yes, we said shimmied — with Pharrell during his performance of his song “Happy.”

The Shit

A recap of the Oscars wouldn’t be complete without a note on all the moments we didn’t need. Whether it was “fluff” programming on the Academy’s part, unsettling advertising, or just awkward occurrences, it happened and we all wish we could forget.

It is not clear if it was the Academy’s deep-felt belief that they had to honor the 75th anniversary of the “Wizard of Oz” or if Ellen Degeneres just wanted to dress up like the good witch. Whatever the case, she did anyways, and Pink sang “Over the Rainbow.”

In the hundreds of characters shown in the montage of movie heroes, less than a dozen were women. Though known for their montages, the Academy messed up with this one. It was blatant and awkward and unacceptable. Cate Blanchett made up some of their mess in her acceptance speech for Best Actress (“Blue Jasmine”), when she pointed out that women-powered films are no longer “niche genre films,” but moneymakers.

“You’re too old to sit down” — Cate Blanchett….