The Football Prophecies predict the outcomes of the week’s NFL games. Each week we’ll announce our expectations along with selective commentary in the Football Prophecies.

NFL Week 12:

Philadelphia at Seattle: Seattle

The public address system at Seattle’s CenturyLink Field goes haywire, sticking in a holding pattern where all 60 minutes of regulation are played underneath 52 straight blistering repetitions of Soundgarden’s “Face home.”